December 2008
18 posts
gay kittens are an oppressed kitten minority group →
Our weather's pretty funny -- at least to the rest... →
true.
“Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality.”
– Jon Stewart (via charlietodd)
Watch
choose your own adventure.
Eyeballs ripped out of sockets with fish hooks for forty-five minutes
Fingers pulled off of your hand for forty-five minutes
On fire for forty-five minutes
Each tooth individually pulled from mouth with pliers for forty-five minutes
Machete-d for forty-five minutes (by your choice of friend)
Falling into a twelve foot deep pit of poison-tipped razor blades, where the walls are also covered...
